Back In Town
Remember that song with lyrics that went "the boys are back in town"? Thin Lizzy sang it in the seventies. Well, that's the song that's been playing through my head the past few days, except I use "stupids" in place of "boys."
Yes, folks, school is back in session and that means the university students have rolled in, put up their beer pong tables, dragged out the kegs and cranked up the music. Around here, the firefighters call them stupids because, frankly, their behavior is just that. And those fine men and women in the turnouts should know because they're pulling the stupids out of the crumpled cars, the pools of vomit, down from the trees and out of the freezing cold river or the swimming holes.
You want to know why we didn't let the kids walk and then ride their bikes to school? Because they would have to go through college row. I can't tell you how many times I've been down that road and have had close calls as a still drunken stupid roars across the street towards campus or could be stone cold sober and still drove like, well, a stupid. I couldn't make it through the day knowing that a stupid could potentially flatten my kid out.
Yesterday I was over at Target with the kids grabbing a couple "this-will-do-ya" items until we went out and officially shopped for back-to-school stuff. I almost got mowed down by a hot blond chick driving a freaking SUV (watch the MAD TV skit below) like she was going for the gold cup in the Indie 500. Except it was right out front of Target with men, women and children moving about.
And that reminds me of the Kathy Bates' line from Fried Green Tomatoes that goes: "Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance." Because had I been three steps closer and in the hubby's truck, I would have been doing something like this:
So hey stupi-- I mean students! Welcome to our fair town, now get the hell out!
We'll file this under "things that piss me off."
Good Intentions
Well it seems my intentions of putting up a photo essay entry about Tobias the Adequate, a comical magician we were entertained by at the Valhalla Renaissance Faire a few weeks ago have been sidelined by a number of things. First, the photos are just too big to put here and get the full effect, so that means there's a lot of work entailed in putting them up in a photo album online. In the meantime, I'm working on keeping things at an even keel in the homestead now that the kids are home full-time, the hubby is enduring night time construction (and bright lights, jackhammers, and the bleating of trucks as they throw the gears in reverse) right outside the station, and keeping pace with several works in progress manuscripts in preparation for a writing convention I'll be attending late next month. And if that's not enough to keep me on my toes, let's throw into the mix the work that's involved in keeping the fledgling writer's group going throughout the "leaner" months when the majority of the members take the time off to be with their family, travel and so forth.
Thankfully Mother Nature has been able to stave off the fire season this year with periodic rains. Whether that turns out to be a true blessing or just pushing us back a bit further for a more frantic, furious season has yet to be seen. It has made the wild grasses grow longer which means as the temperature rises such as it has within the last few days, those long grasses dry out and become horrific wicks. I doubt I'll be able to update my blog with details of any fires my husband is working on or pose a threat to our community, but I abide by the rule of never saying never, so we'll see how that pans out. In the chance I don't, here are some fairly good sources of fire information:
- Cal-Fire Incident Web (formerly California Department of Forestry - Fire) at http://cdfdata.fire.ca.gov/incidents/
- Inci-web: National Fire Incidents at http://inciweb.org/
- Inci-web: California Fire Incidents at http://inciweb.org/state/5/
- and California Fire News blog at http://calfire.blogspot.com/ (sporadically updated)
You can also subscribe to their feeds. If you're unable to find the feed information, leave me a comment and I'll provide you with the information.
Finally before I go back to transcribing my manuscript (which I spent upwards of an hour this morning at my weekly write-in having to restructure after I found a major flaw in the timeline-- rewarding to get it done, but frustrating to have to endure), a reminder. As you might recall, our friend and a fellow firefighter's young adult son, Sean, was critically injured in an accident at the end of May. He's been getting better and was transferred to a rehabilitation hospital down in the northern San Francisco Bay Area. However this has caused a lot of strain on their small and close family as his dad, Vince, has returned to duty. They're in the process of transferring him back home. I continue to post updates at Terri, Sean's mother, posts them. They can be found at the Angels Near and Far blog which is located at http://www.kathieleung.com/blog/ Please visit often and keep Sean and his family in your thoughts and prayers.
Also, please keep two of my friends, Anne and Julie, in your thoughts and prayers as both of them are enduring many trials and tribulations that have come with news they have cancer - again. It's been amazing watching all three of these situations and the people in the center of them as their strength, their graciousness and their beautiful spirits have shone through so beautifully. It's been humbling as well and has caused me, for one, to learn it's important to balance things out, to appreciate what we have right around us and has served as a thump on my head to remind me the world does not revolved around me alone. And you'd think having teenagers would have done that just fine alone!
Spontaneous? Who? Us? Nah…
For our little family of four, spontaneity is when each of us has to make a simultaneous dash for the "facilities." Yeah, it's like that. So when Dadzilla suggested taking off for the weekend, Momster about fell out of her chair, then made a few calls and set things into action. There was a Renaissance Faire and then there was her mother's first century ride that would be nice to stop in on and cheer her on.
Well, well, well. Amazingly, we pulled it off. It was a grand time, too!

It was pirate weekend as evidenced by this couple we saw as we waited in line to enter the faire. 
And then there was this wizardly fellow.
Some came in costumes. Some were simple, some were in the making for something fantastic and others were quite extraordinary. It truly was like walking into a
different world altogether.
We were greeted by carolers dressed in beautiful, ornate costumes of the era...
We're fans of the show "How I Met Your Mother" and in one particular episode, there's a flashback to when Ted came home from the Renaissance Faire and showed his friends what he got. Of course, the Pie Dudes stopped off at the first place displaying the same weapon, mimicking Ted's famous line: "Look what I got at the ren-ee-sance fair!" Boys!

And for your information, no, they did not get these!
There were pirates and people and minstrels. And look, it appears there was even a bear in our midst - check out the gal on the right. Yes, it was cold and rainy. Not your typical June day, not even up at Lake Tahoe.

And then there was this guy, Tobias the Adequate, who was strolling about the fair, hawking his show at the Queen's stage. He put on a grand magic show that was, if not amazing, quite funny! But more about Tobias another day, he deserves his own blog entry.

The Queen of Poland enticed these two naves in a game of "Nay or Verily." One had to belt out the tune "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star!"




Musicians of the royal court play while one of the queen's hand maiden asks us if her doll looks just like her. One of the Pie Dudes noted the doll was missing a pair of glasses. Such a wise acre!
Around the corner,
nearby the queen's stage, this Viking woman was greeting faire goers. She drew quite a few stares, too. Think it was the copper uhm breast plates? And yes, we did happen to overhear someone ask about cup sizes...

This gent was teaching the crowd how to load the canon. Dadzilla didn't think he looked very "Renaissancy."
As if this little lad was looking "Renaissancy"? He does get credit for coming in costume and possibly creating the costume, or a good portion of it, himself. Go Lego Warrior!
Lego Warrior had a friend. We called him Sir Silver Dude. He seemed enthralled with the cannon loading drill.
Plenty of helpers gathered for this drill.

And we'll end this post with this fair maiden who captured my heart. There are many more pictures of this sweet little lass, but that'll come another day. My spontaneous burst of posting energy has drained out...
Ghost Hunting and Sight Seeing in Oregon – Part 3
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During our trip out to the dunes, we visited the Sea Lion caves. According to the brochures, they are the largest underground caves in the world. The Pie Dudes decided they
Dastardly

40/365: Scream by h pants explosion (on creative hiatus-see profile), on Flickr
School started for the Pie Dudes last week Wednesday, two days after we returned from a week long vacation in Ashland, OR and attended several plays at the Oregon Shakespeare Festival. More later.
In fact, that seems to be a bit of an overused statement here of late: more later. My apologies. It's been a juggling act and certain things have been more pressing, such as the start up of the writer's group I organized back in January, adding new members, trying to beef up membership; trying to get the kidlets transferred into a school where the socioeconomic makeup wasn't bogging down their education (read: test scores) and coming up with alternative solutions when the prospects of this happening became dismal. Mix into this all of the major changes at the fire department where hubby works that have included a change in stations (much, much busier) that have resulted in "sleep days" instead of the usual days off between shifts and you have Miss Pissy, yours truly.
Feel free to send that crystal ball to me for my biffday. It might be the best present yet.
Scratch that. I watched "That's So Raven" on the Disney channel the other night (quick synopsis: about a teen able to catch glimpses of the future) and on second thought, that might not be such a good idea.
Coming back at ya soon (and with lots of good reads and interesting news).

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