Spontaneous? Who? Us? Nah…
For our little family of four, spontaneity is when each of us has to make a simultaneous dash for the "facilities." Yeah, it's like that. So when Dadzilla suggested taking off for the weekend, Momster about fell out of her chair, then made a few calls and set things into action. There was a Renaissance Faire and then there was her mother's first century ride that would be nice to stop in on and cheer her on.
Well, well, well. Amazingly, we pulled it off. It was a grand time, too!

It was pirate weekend as evidenced by this couple we saw as we waited in line to enter the faire. 
And then there was this wizardly fellow.
Some came in costumes. Some were simple, some were in the making for something fantastic and others were quite extraordinary. It truly was like walking into a
different world altogether.
We were greeted by carolers dressed in beautiful, ornate costumes of the era...
We're fans of the show "How I Met Your Mother" and in one particular episode, there's a flashback to when Ted came home from the Renaissance Faire and showed his friends what he got. Of course, the Pie Dudes stopped off at the first place displaying the same weapon, mimicking Ted's famous line: "Look what I got at the ren-ee-sance fair!" Boys!

And for your information, no, they did not get these!
There were pirates and people and minstrels. And look, it appears there was even a bear in our midst - check out the gal on the right. Yes, it was cold and rainy. Not your typical June day, not even up at Lake Tahoe.

And then there was this guy, Tobias the Adequate, who was strolling about the fair, hawking his show at the Queen's stage. He put on a grand magic show that was, if not amazing, quite funny! But more about Tobias another day, he deserves his own blog entry.

The Queen of Poland enticed these two naves in a game of "Nay or Verily." One had to belt out the tune "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star!"




Musicians of the royal court play while one of the queen's hand maiden asks us if her doll looks just like her. One of the Pie Dudes noted the doll was missing a pair of glasses. Such a wise acre!
Around the corner,
nearby the queen's stage, this Viking woman was greeting faire goers. She drew quite a few stares, too. Think it was the copper uhm breast plates? And yes, we did happen to overhear someone ask about cup sizes...

This gent was teaching the crowd how to load the canon. Dadzilla didn't think he looked very "Renaissancy."
As if this little lad was looking "Renaissancy"? He does get credit for coming in costume and possibly creating the costume, or a good portion of it, himself. Go Lego Warrior!
Lego Warrior had a friend. We called him Sir Silver Dude. He seemed enthralled with the cannon loading drill.
Plenty of helpers gathered for this drill.

And we'll end this post with this fair maiden who captured my heart. There are many more pictures of this sweet little lass, but that'll come another day. My spontaneous burst of posting energy has drained out...
Picturing the Perfect Vacation Home
You know that saying, "that picture doesn't do [him/her/it] justice"? It's a line you want to avoid like the Dickens when you're advertising your home-away-from-home.
And don't let anyone tell you differently, getting the right shots that show off your rental property well isn't always that easy.
Should you hire a professional photographer? No, not really. In a way, that's like getting professional photos of yourself to put up on a dating site. It sends out the wrong message. You're better off saving that money for the repairs and maintenance that come hand-in-hand with owning any property. A digital camera that allows you to take hundreds, even thousands, of pictures and a good editing program are about all it takes. Even the editing program is a luxury.
Make sure you set the size of your digital photos large enough to capture the colors and finite details. It makes it easier when it comes time to prep the photos to put on your site or load to an online photo album your guests can peruse.
Snap away from every angle imaginable, be sure to
get several photos of each room and from different places within the room.
Staging is important. Take time to make sure all the chairs are lined up and linens are straight. A lopsided edge, a slightly angled leg can stick out like a sore thumb. If your kitchen is fully appointed, make sure you take a few shots of cupboards with doors open so your guest can actually see the dishes, utensils and so forth. Don't provide linens? It's okay to throw a blanket or bedspread over the bed so it doesn't look sterile even if that blanket/spread isn't actually provided. Just be sure that you are clear the guest must bring their own linens (some advise to have a section that the guest must initial in the contract to show they're fully aware of this). Adding a disclaimer near the picture that states the item isn't included is acceptable and highly recommended.
Fish-eye shots are great, if you're in the hotel business. But they are deceiving which is why you don't need to do this when taking shots of your property. You can achieve dramatic pictures simply by changing the angle.
Get down on the floor, step up on a chair, lean over a balcony, lay across an ottoman. Be creative.
When you're done with the photo session, offload them to your computer and take your time browsing through them. Sort out those that you really like into a different folder to come back to. Before you start working on the pictures you selected, be sure to go through the selected pictures and make certain you have at least three pictures of each area/room of the house, five of the more important rooms, such as the kitchen, living room and bedrooms. And make sure you have different angles, too.
Keep in mind that the picture doesn't have to be perfect. The most important thing is to show plenty of pictures, leave nothing to the imagination. Having several shots of a room allows your guest to be more comfortable with making a decision to choose your home to stay in.
The good news is, when you have several pictures of the room, you can load them to a free photo sharing site, such as Flickr or Picasa (through Google), Photobucket or a number of other sites, then link the album to your page and include a link in your email correspondence. Just don't link folks to an album that requires a password or the user to join or create an account.
If you're interested in having us take a look at your site or help you develop a site to showcase your rental property, let us know by leaving a comment. Have concerns or considerations you'd like us to address, leave a comment here and come back to see if we answered it!
Vacation Property Owners, Realtors, Brokers, YOU!
Throughout the years our family of four (and occasionally five when our cat is invited to join us) has learned that the best way to travel and stay on budget is to rent a vacation home. We've had pretty good luck, too. Not having to worry about the people under/next to kids who don't understand they are walking loud is a big plus. Avoiding dragging your dirty laundry through a busy lobby is always a plus! It cuts down on our food bill tremendously and accommodates the variances in our diet as we have allergies and other considerations to be made.
Recently we've been looking into some vacation rentals for this summer and have had to divert from our usual service for finding places because the pickin' was too limited for the areas we're considering. If you are a property owner, realtor, broker or have anything to do with short-term rentals, pay close attention. I have some trade secrets to share with you.
(1.) You do have a website, right? No? Get yourself one, especially if you are using an online service such as Vacation Rentals by Owners. With a website, you can add more photos, more information and present it in a more alluring manner. Also, you can expand your presence on the Internet. Tips and tricks for creating an alluring site without dropping big bucks or having a wealth of web design knowledge (along with a deal) are to follow.
(2.) Get yourself an "availability" calendar and keep it updated. Do not require your website visitor to download documents such as PDF, Word, etc. There are plenty of online tools available for free or charge a reasonable fee to use.
(3) Be clear about your rental rates and dates. On a regular basis I find that there is a lot of ambiguity about seasons. Be specific. If your rate increases during the summer, give a start and end date of that period (e.g. Summer: June 1 - August 31) and if there are holiday rates, be clear about those too. For example, if you charge more during Christmas, do you also charge more for Shavuot? Be clear, list the dates. Are you charging $280 for the night? Week? Month? Do you even rent for just a night or do you require a minimum of 2 nights stay? Be clear and concise. If you're running paragraphs to cover deals, requirements, changes and so on, you might want to reconsider your whole pricing scheme entirely.
(4) Pictures paint a thousand words. When looking for a vacation home, your guest is going to want to know what the bedroom and bathroom looks like. Sure, it's nice to have an exterior shot, a few of the kitchen and living room, but you are sending your potential guests scurrying off to your competitor when you keep 'em in the dark by not providing very clear details about the property. And really? There's no excuse. With free photo storage services such as PhotoBucket, Flickr and others, you can upload many photos and embed them onto your page or, as a few have done, direct your visitor to your photo album.
(5) Use the Force, Luke. The Internet is a powerful tool and too often in this business, it's not used to it's full potential. Provide full details. Don't push your potential guest into a buffer zone having to wait for you to reply to their inquiry. They will look elsewhere and even pay a few extra dollars (which in this business is a few extra Ben Franklin's) if it means getting the information up front and without the wait.
Does this mean shelling out to get an online reservation system? No. Does this mean getting a merchant account with Visa, Discover, Master Card and Discover to accept credit card payments? No again, but you'd be wise to use PayPal and differ the fees to your guest who will be willing to pay the 2% fee for the convenience.
Do incorporate guest book comments. Do provide an email request form.
What not to do:
Do not fudge on description. Having a sink outside the bathroom does not mean you have 1.25 bathrooms. A mini-refrigerator, stovetop with two burners and a toaster oven is not a full kitchen. Providing a set of four plates, bowls, cups and flatware is not a fully stocked kitchen. In this business, word of mouth is vital and can be viral, too. For example, we stayed in a home that clearly was not as advertised. I can assure you that every review-type service (Yelp, Travelocity, Yahoo! Travel, and many others) had a post about how bad the place was. It's more of a sin than attempting to date via the Internet with a photo of yourself from twenty years ago and forty pounds lighter.
Do not provide the physical address. Until the deal is sealed, don't provide the address of the property. Give a general location, but for the safety of your guests, don't post this information. And keep in mind that if you link to a mapping service, such as Google, Yahoo!, Mapquest, don't use the specific address for that purpose either.
Do not provide the property's phone number. Same as above. That should be included on the property opening/closing information sheet. And on that note, the phone number should be unlisted and placed on the "Do Not Call" list.
Do not rent without a contract! It seems like a given, but you'd be surprised at the number of property owners who don't require a signed
contract. Never, ever, rent without one.
Do not cheese out your site with ads. Oh sure, you want to make extra money off the visitors driven to your site, but resist that urge. Your money is going to come from renting out the property, not sending people scampering away as they bat away the pop-ups and pop-unders or worse, click on the related sites in Google's Ad-sense because they'll be linking to your competitor's site.
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I'm old faithful when it comes to pranks. I love them and take great joy in pulling them.
Back when I was growing up, some friends of ours played a really good prank on my sister and me. Just recently, when visiting our friends, I
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