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Here’s Your Sign

We laugh at the comedian who says "you can't fix stupid." But how hard of a laugh will this antic get?

Today, Tuesday, May 26, 2009, public safety hazardous materials responders were issued a bulletin notifying them that 30,000 samples of Bayer Aspirin was being sent out by the manufacturer. As you can expect, the emergency calls when someone opens an envelope and finds white powder inside will most likely be coming.

You just can't fix stupid.

What's worse? They're coming as new crystals. Heaven forbid if the recipient is greeted by snarling dogs and members of AFTB looking for contraband.

You simply cannot fix stupid.

Take a look at the photos below (packet and envelope it's being shipped out in). Don't be stupid too. If you get these in the mail, don't waste our limited resources by calling 9-1-1 thinking it's some bioweapon. It's just plain stupidity, don't let it infect you!

Here's what the sample packet looks like: (scroll down for the envelope and more information)

And this is what the envelope looks like that'll be mailed in:

About Kathie

Regular participant in National Novel Writing Month (November). Write 50,000 words in 30 days. Winner in 2003, 2005 (x's 2!), 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, and 2010. Entrant in 2004. For more about the author, visit the web page here. To return to the main page of eJourn.net, click here.