The Educated Housewife

YOUR BRAIN FLOODS THE DESK BLOTTER
    SPILLS PARTICIPLES OF PROFOUND THOUGHT
INTO A CACOPHONY OF ILLITERATE CONJECTURE.
    NOTHING A GOOD PAPER TOWEL CAN’T HANDLE.

HE GRUNTS AND YOU GROAN
    YOU PUSH
        HE PULLS
THE WALLS WOBBLE AND FALL
    CONSTANT CONSONANTS
        SPARSE VOWEL.

                                THEN RISE                              
                                    OF BRICK AND MORTAR.

THE TEETH OF THE MONSTER SINK
    IN THE THIRD ROUND,
YOU REALIZE THIS ISN’T SPARRING
    AS THE BLOOD DRIBBLES FROM

                                CHIN.

THERE IS NO BELL
    THERE IS NO CORNER
ALL OR NOTHING.

                                DEFINE NOTHING.

DINING OF FLY TRACKS
CHEWING GRAY MATTER
VENETIAN BLINDS
SKEWER SLEEP.

NOTHING WAS BETTER THAN ALL.

By Kathie Leung
(c) 2007-2009
All Rights Reserved

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Sweet Sixteen – Final

[Part One]  [Part Two]  [Part Three]

It all happens so fast I can barely keep my thoughts together.  First, a woman a good ten years older than me – her face looks haggard, her clothes are rumpled as if she’s been in them for several days and has slept in them, her hair is a wreck – comes out with the girl I’d seen earlier and assumed was with the woman I left inside with my daughter.

“Come on, Beth, we need to get home before Daddy gets back,” the woman urges the young girl trapped in the teen’s awkward body.

On their heels, the girl that checked me out dodges past the woman and “child” with another girl the same age, another employee.  I only catch a snatch of their conversation when my head begins spinning like a top.

“I know, wild, huh?”

“So this woman just slaps down a hundred and asks to have Yolanda put a tag on it for the difference?”

“Yep and asks her not to mention it to anyone.”

The clerks don’t see me and I’m left sitting here in shock.

Nothing makes sense anymore.  Why would that woman do this?  Why would she pay a hundred dollars on a jacket she’s not even sure I would buy and for a complete stranger?  What was her motivation if that poor disabled girl I assumed was hers, clearly isn’t?

Unsteadily I push myself off the bench.  It’s time to find out what’s gong on.  How could I be so naive to leave my daughter with a complete stranger?  The door opens again and out spills my daughter.  She clutches a small bag, her face wide and bright. I ignore her for a moment, straining to find the woman.  I need answers.  I need a better description to alert the police.

“Mom?  Mom?”  Courtney shakes my arm.  I blink at her.  “Did you hear me?”

“What, Courtney?”

“Look at this necklace and earring set.  Isn’t it perfect?” She holds up the plastic case.

“You need to take it back,” I say, barely looking as my hand clutches around her forearm. 

“Why?”  She struggles free.  “I bought this myself!”  Her voice goes up an octave.

“With money she gave you,” I accuse.  I’m half out of my mind with rage.

“No, Mom, from the money I’ve been saving.”

Her statement takes me by surprise.  The rage leaves my head and I’m left staring at her. 

“It’s so sad,” she says as she links her arm with mine and gently steers me to the parking lot.

“What is, Courtney?”

“That woman.  She had a daughter who would be sixteen today.  But her daughter died before she was even born.”

My foot falters but Courtney steadies me as we continue on to the car.

“She said that she has more kids, but they’re boys.  And although most of the time she’s happy and content, there are days like today when she misses her daughter the most.”

Tears roll down my face and it’s not until one falls off my chin that I even realize I’m crying.  “So that’s why,” I say.

“Why what?”

“She bought that jacket for you.”

“She did?”  Courtney’s own step wobbles.

I nod, forcing a smile as I look to my baby girl through my tears.  I brush my fingers over her face. I look back hoping to see the woman.  She never does appear.

“Bittersweet,” I say and unlock the door.

“No, Mom,” my daughter says in a soft, gentle, older and wiser voice.  “I think we just gave her a bigger gift than she gave us.”

As I stand looking at my daughter, she smiles.  “Happy sweet sixteen, baby girl.”

The End

By Kathie Leung
(c) 2008 – 2009
All Rights Reserved

In Loving Memory of
Sarah Elizabeth  
              December 10, 1992
Sweet Sixteen   

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Sweet Sixteen – Part Three

[Part One]  [Part Two]

“Well, here you are,” she hands the jacket to me.  There’s a tag tacked onto the label just inside the collar.  My fingers position it right and I look.  Sure enough it is labeled $9.98.

“Well I’ll be…” I say in surprise.  She smiles.  “Thank you.”

“You bet.”

“Now if I could just convince her she has shoes at home that will go with this outfit,” I say as I look reproachfully at Courtney.  “We might be able to get out of here without dipping into the emergency savings.”

The woman looks to Courtney then waves me down to the end of the shoe aisle.  I shrug – what do I have to lose? – and follow her.

“Here’s an idea,” she says in a low voice.  My back is to Courtney and she glances over my shoulder at my daughter, probably to make certain Courtney can’t hear her.  “I know that girls her age – she’s what, sixteen?” I nod, she continues. “Don’t listen to their parents so well but will heed the advice, the very same that their parents are giving – when given by someone else.”

I see where this is going and am now convinced God did answer my prayers and has sent some help.

“Why don’t you go and pay for the dress and jacket, then wait outside for us?  I’ll talk to her, get her to understand and bring her out once she does.”  The woman’s green eyes catch under the lights and twinkle.

“That’s a good idea,” I say as I shift the clothes to my other arm and already am making my purse available for a quick check out.  I turn and look at Courtney who now has three boxes by her feet and is putting on a rather ridiculous pair.  I roll my eyes and let out a slight puff of exasperation.  “Yes, that would be fine.”

“Good.  I’ll try not to be too long,” she says.  I hesitate.  Should I say something to Courtney or just go?  As if the woman can read my mind, she waves me away.  I mouth ‘thank you’ and she grins and then I go.

At the register, a girl not much older than Courtney rings up my purchase.  As she does, she stares at the display on the machine.  “Something’s not right,” she says although her lips barely move.

“What’s wrong?”  My fingers nervously work over the clasp of my wallet. I knew it wasn’t possible that jacket’s been marked down to under ten dollars.  Why would they leave the security tag on if that was the case?   Even if they marked it down to, say, half off, I couldn’t imagine them going lower than that – that would mean the jacket was only twenty and who’s ever heard of putting a tag on an item less than a hundred?

My heart pounds, my ears ring and I can feel myself breaking into a cold sweat.  I feel like a criminal on the brink of being busted. 

The girl at the register waves over another woman much older but still much younger than me.  “Is this right?”  She points at the register.  The woman looks past her at the jacket and dress then up at me and never does look at the register.  Odd.

“Yes, I tagged that myself just a little bit ago,” the other woman says.

“Oh!”  The girl responds as if that statement triggers the glitch in her short term memory banks and releases the images of the recent activity.  “Was that the wom…”

“Just finish up the transaction, Julienne,” the other says tersely then changes into a lighter, almost apologetic tone as she goes on.  “We have customers waiting.”

“Oh, right,” the girl says and fires into a rapid chain of movements.

“Don’t forget the security tag,” I remind them.  The older one steps in and helps by removing the tag.

“Sixty-seven dollars and twenty-four cents, please,” the girl says.  I swipe my card through the machine and in less than three minutes am walking out the door in a daze.  Every part of my being knows something isn’t right.  While I doubt my daughter is in any danger, she can hold her own thanks to the self defense classes, I can’t help wondering what the deal is with this woman. 

It’s all I can do to keep from returning to the bad habit I just recently broke, chewing my nails, as I sit on the bench outside the front door waiting for them to return.  Every time the doors open and someone walks out, my body jumps just a bit.  

To be continued …

By Kathie Leung
(c) 2008-2009
All Rights Reserved

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Sweet Sixteen – Part Two

[Part One]

It’s a perfect match and, as odd as it seems to even think this way, it does fit the mother approved criteria.  Oh sure, there’s a possibility she’ll wiggle out of the jacket at the dance, but my guess is that she wouldn’t even dream of it.  It’s just too beautiful to leave over the back of a chair.  I don’t even want to think about the schoolgirl popularity factor.

“Can we get it?” she asks excitedly, just two shakes away from popping out of her skin.  Both Courtney and the woman look to me expectantly.

“I… I’m not sure,” I say.  My lips are numb.  God I hope I’m not stroking out.

Courtney’s face collapses.

“Tell you what,” the woman says abruptly.  “I’ll go get a clerk to look up the jacket and get it tagged for you.”

Courtney looks to her as if she were her only ally in the world and would protect her from the wicked witch of a mother she has.  I’m vexed.  If this woman is my daughter’s ally, would that mean she’s no longer mine?  A bitter taste tugs at the insides of my cheeks.

“Why?” Courtney looks at the woman.

“Because there isn’t a price tag and your mother is concerned about whether she can afford it,” she softly explains.

My shoulders twitch.  Even my body doesn’t know how to respond!  Should I tense up because she’s clearly mothering my daughter or should I relax, be thankful that someone with her endless patience has been sent to me?

I drag my fingers across the crown of my head, my nails parting my own two-day dirty hair that hangs limply and probably looks like crap because I haven’t colored it for some time.  I look like she should look despite the smart tailored suit I have on, my knock-off designer outfit I picked up off the clearance rack six, maybe seven years ago.  I know I look, altogether, a bit worn down.

“Mom?” Courtney asks, looking at me like I’m some weirdo starring as the main attraction at the freak show.

“I’m thinking,” I say a bit sharply.

“Go ahead and get dressed,” the woman nudges Courtney.  It’s all I can do to keep from lunging at her to protect my baby girl from her. 

The door closes and I hear Courtney working out of the ensemble.  The woman glides past me and after she moves past my periphery, I turn and follow.

“I’m so sorry,” she says quietly.  “I didn’t mean to overstep your boundaries.  It’s just that…”

Oh dear Lord, what have I become?  How could I be so mean to this woman?  “No, you’ve done nothing wrong.  It’s me who should be apologizing.  Here I was about to reach the end of my rope and you come along as if sent in answer to my prayers.  And then what do I do?  Please accept my most humble apology for my inexcusable behavior.”

“You don’t need to apologize.  I understand completely.”  She smiles so graciously.  Her eyes move down the row of dressing stalls.  “I hope it all works out.  I’m sorry to have interfered.”

She starts to move away.  A vision of the “slow” girl comes into my head.  What I am doing is just mean.  I reach out after her.  “Please don’t go.”

She stops and turns back but stays just beyond my reach.  For a moment she looks at me, then back towards where Courtney is.  I follow her gaze as my daughter, cheeks flushed, carefully carries the outfit over her arm.

“Here you go.” Courtney hands her the jacket.  She looks to me and I nod, then accepts it.

“We’ll be over looking at shoes,” I say as I give her another nod. 

“I’ll be there just as soon as I can,” she says.

“Who is that woman?” Courtney asks once we are out of earshot.  “Does she work here?”

“No, I don’t think so,” I say as we cut through the sportswear department. 

“Well, do you know her?”

“No.”

“Strange,” Courtney says, identifying my most basic take on the whole situation. 

Thankfully she ditches the interrogation as she starts picking up shoes.  There’s a wide selection to chose from and my little shoe princess is itching to try them all on.  As she begins, I mentally run through her shoe rack at home, certain she has a pair already that will go with the dress.  The only problem I seem to be having is coming up with the most appropriate suggestion so that I can persuade her not to buy anything new. 

She’s tried on at least five pairs and has two she’s considering when the woman returns. 

To be continued…

By Kathie Leung
(c) 2008-2009
All Rights Reserved.

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Done And Gone

nano_08_winner_100x100 Yep.  Finished the 50K challenge if you haven’t noticed the little banner down in the sidebar already.  In fact, I’ve been done for a while.  The longhand portion was done within the first 2 weeks, the transcribing, the little bear that it was, got completed last week Sunday. 

But I haven’t updated because I’m off and running.  Much to do.  Freelance, for instance.  I’m working on copy and getting the site up and running to attract some jobs.  Here’s the low down if you haven’t been by my “about the author” page lately: 

Copy writer and fiction novelist is available for your freelance writing needs.  Reasonable rates. Clips and references are available upon request (serious requests only, please).

Experience includes:

  • [ a] 10+ years marketing research and analysis
  • [ a] Fundraising company product brochure copywriter
  • [ a] Public safety and city fire department Web site content
                 and copywriter
  • [ a] Care package Web site copywriter
  • [ a] Columnist for specialized legislative advocacy newsletters
                 and bulletins with statewide and regional distribution
  • [ a] Guest columnist for state association
  • [ a] Online e-zine columnist
  • [ a] Charter school Web site copy writing including newsletters
                 (print and online) articles, special event flyers and related
                 writing activities
    [ a] Former small business owner, entrepreneur

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